Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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