Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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