she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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