i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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