Sry I called you an 8
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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