We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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