I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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