People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
my sisters under your porch take her home
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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