Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
