I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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