Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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