Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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