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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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