I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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