Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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