I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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