Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
And then he peed in my hair
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