sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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