Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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