how can u be prego again
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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