I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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