I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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