Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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