That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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