So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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