I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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