Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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