he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
