But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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