Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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