the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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