Non-Jews are for practice
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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