i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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