I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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