any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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