Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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