in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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