I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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