a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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