I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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