we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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