Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
