There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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