Whod you bang
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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