Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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