Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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