Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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