Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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