Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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