The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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